I'm tellin' ya', I get no respect....The other day when I came home from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I asked him "Why?" He said "Because you came home early!!!!"
No respect, I tell ya'. My uncle's dying wish was for me to sit on his lap.....he was in the electric chair!!!
No respect. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I'm tellin' ya', the other night I was in bed with the wife and the phone rang about 1:00 a.m. I told the guy "How should I know, I don't live in California." He wanted to know if the coast was clear!!