InstantForum.NET v4.1.3Drake Nationhttp://www.drakenation.com/noreply@drakenation.comFri, 29 Aug 2008 19:00:26 GMT20http://www.drakenation.com/Topic25498-7-1.aspxI missed it. Good stuff.<br><br>Nothing about a hyper-rational hatred of all things Hawkeye, though?<br>Mon, 12 May 2008 18:31:06 GMTcgdcreekhttp://www.drakenation.com/Topic25498-7-1.aspxYou forgot about the having an inferiority complex to a bacteria one, which I didn't understand at all...Mon, 12 May 2008 12:43:24 GMTscrovehttp://www.drakenation.com/Topic25498-7-1.aspxSound Off on WHO is taking Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." routine, and applying it to Iowa's Big 4 fans. This week they did "You might be a Bulldog if..." Some of my favorites:<br><br>If you think the Drake Relays takes place inside a tent behind a bar, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If your school president makes more money than your basketball and football coach, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If you've ever fallen asleep at a basketball game and no one around you woke you up because they were sleeping also, or if no one was sitting around you, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If you know that Pioneer League Football isn't played with muskets and overcoats, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If you replaced your garden gnome with a life size Tom Davis statue, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If you can spell Phaydavong and Emmenecker without looking it up, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If you have nightmares about a big red blob shooting a three-pointer, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If your house is closer to the Knapp Center than the nearest Knapp Center parking space, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If you went to school when Drake went to the Final Four, and you’re still paying off student loans, you might be a Bulldog.<br>If people mistakenly think you went to Duke, and you don’t correct them, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If you’ve ever stumbled out of a bar and found a giant track meet, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If you carry mace, pepper spray, and a whistle because your English class is on the east side of campus, you might be a Bulldog.<br><br>If you have never ever wondered why the West End Tavern is on the east side of the school, you might be a Bulldog.<br>Mon, 12 May 2008 09:37:41 GMTMecha_Bulldog