InstantForum.NET v4.1.3Drake Nationhttp://www.drakenation.com/noreply@drakenation.comThu, 28 Aug 2008 03:27:05 GMT20http://www.drakenation.com/Topic11127-15-1.aspxRE: Marriage Therapy<br><br><br>A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. <br><br>When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.<br><br>She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, <br>an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.<br><br>Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, <br>after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.<br><br>The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.<br><br>The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" <br><br>The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."<br>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:00:28 GMTMc Bulldoghttp://www.drakenation.com/Topic11127-15-1.aspxI think we should plan an attack and kick his a-s-s.Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:56:40 GMTMc Bulldoghttp://www.drakenation.com/Topic11127-15-1.aspxAnd ugly too! Removeing the large wart on his nose help some, but not much.Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:31:35 GMTusmcdoghttp://www.drakenation.com/Topic11127-15-1.aspxDawgTired is old.Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:24:58 GMTbackthebulldogs