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| Apparently the NCAA is investigating a member of this board for soliciting fat girls from Omaha and trailer trash from Wichita to convince a certain four star recruit that neither of those places are safe or desirable. An official said that the booster walked downtown Omaha for quite some time looking for any sign of intelligent life. When he rounded a corner he saw a rounded young lady in a Creighton t-shirt stretched to its limits. After a few pleasantries and a $2.50 big mac coupon a deal was struck. Said young lady would entertain a prominent recruit in an adult sort of way while visiting gOmerha. Not satisfied, the booster flew to Wichita where he bribed a very thin and wrinkled meth addict to do the same when the four star recruit visited Shuckerville. When asked what he did for the recruit when he visited Des Moines, he said he let the light shine through. Des Moines and Drake coeds can speak for themselves. The recruit is leaning heavily toward Drake.
Let Bill play. |
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| | I see we are in the nectar a little early today. |
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| I'm a little disappointed it got moved to the smack talk lounge. Like anything is happening any where else. I was just hoping that our alien friends might respond in kind.
Let Bill play. |
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